Wednesday, January 12, 2011

FAREWELL DEAR EXPO, WE HARDLY KNEW YE!

Hey Chief,

It was good while it lasted.

The four gold stars, the not so plush office on the fourth floor.

You couldn't choose your number two, the mayor did that for you, and now you will pay the price for pissing off Luisito and making him cry.

You melted our hearts when you delivered toys to the little Italian tourist boy that was shot last New Year, further averting a "public relations nightmare."

We loved your "anti-corruption" press conference alongside Mayor Regalado, and we applauded you for arresting city employees that took extra paper clips home.  Never mind that darn state attorney who didn't prosecute any of them.

We shared your frustration at not being able to find Manny Diaz' bike.  We wish you would have caught the Grove and Brickell Rapists (yes, they are still on the loose...)

Your boys shot and killed six black men, but they were all crooks anyway.  Plus, we were tired of the "kinder gentler" Timoney City of Miami Police. 

You brought back the days of the tight shirts, steroids, and "predators." 

"We hunt.  That's what I like.  I like to hunt..." said one of your top cops.  And as civilian citizens of a Republic, that's just the type of talk we love from those we give guns and badges to.

In the end, you responded to "violence with violence..."

But in the words of the good book:

"Live by the sword, die by the sword."

Or in your case Expo...

The faxes from the donut shop.

Have fun in your retirement beach apartment (and spending your massive pension)!

P.S., we don't think you're going anywhere, last we heard, you got Sarnoff, Suarez, and Carollo's votes, but it's Miami Bitches, so it can all change...

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Expo is gone.

Anonymous said...

Dream on ... 3 votes are needed ... If he were any bit of a man he would resign ...the best part is IF he leaves ... Al Alvarez will be working midnight shift in Liberty City ... On the street ... Hahahahahaahahhaahahaha ...

Anonymous said...

It is the City Manager , not the City Commission, who under the Charter can fire or hire the Police Chief. The City Commission votes are just ceremonial.

Anonymous said...

Not really. This has happened before. The City Manager can "recommend" termination, but, that recommendation has to be ratified by a majority of the Commission. The City Commission vote is not ceremonial, it is essential to the process. The Fire and Police Chief are both protected in this manner. Now, the City Manager, there, the Mayor, or the Commission can call for his termination, but, that also requires a majority vote of the commission. Remember after Carollo was given back City Hall after Xavier's short return, he tried to fire Garcia-Pedrosa a few times, the Commission voted against removal, and it went on and on, I think 3 seperate times, before Garcia-Pedrosa decided just to resign.

Anonymous said...

read the charter people

Anonymous said...

Between killing 6 people, the "predator" u-tube fiasco, alvarez's abuses as IA Chief, bungled "corruption" investigations, etc. ... Expo ... Or as I like to call him "Mariachi" (doesn't he look like a fat mariachi singer ?? ) ... This loser has to resign ...what can u expect from a Coral Park grad ?? Lol

Anonymous said...

Between killing 6 people, the "predator" u-tube fiasco, alvarez's abuses as IA Chief, bungled "corruption" investigations, etc. ... Expo ... Or as I like to call him "Mariachi" (doesn't he look like a fat mariachi singer ?? ) ... This loser has to resign ...what can u expect from a Coral Park grad ?? Lol

Anonymous said...

Expo should stay and Sarnoff should go...

Anonymous said...

Dunn
Gort
Carollo

That's counting to 3 - and possibly more to come. Thanks TBM for a great post.

C ya E!

Anonymous said...

Sarnoff will be gone by Novemberif not sooner ... Regalado didn't clean house correctly in April ... He fired the good then kept/promoted/hired rats ... He is starting to get it right ... Migoya out ... More worthless rats to follow ...

Anonymous said...

Excuse me but Regalado promoted Tony From the Closet Crapp as his City Manager. Training wheels? Who pays for Crapp's mistakes?

Anonymous said...

Richard Dunn and his disbarred lawyer assistant Koteles Alexander went down in flames.

Anonymous said...

Richard Dunn wanted "Overtown people" to get to shoot the cops first before the cops would be allowed to start investigating.