Monday, December 13, 2010
WATCH YOUR BACK EXPO!
You were doing so well avoiding the slings and arrows of the media, navigating the treacherous waters of Miami politics, all relatively unscathed.
Your predecessor stopped police shootings and dropped crime to record lows, but was screwed over for accepting a demo Lexus.
Your first year had "four fatal shootings by officers, a videotape of police punching a man while he's pinned down, a botched attempt to control an unruly crowd and some anti-corruption investigations that fizzled."
You didn't even find Manny Diaz' bike (or the Grove and Brickell rapists for that matter).
We wanted you gone.
So did Uncle Luke.
But you managed to survive.
You fucked with the wrong person Expo.
The second Louis Cabrera was transferred over to the City Manager's office, we knew you were in trouble.
And now, master of public relations Mayor Tomas "Keen Knack" Regalado drops a bomb on you to the Miami Herald.
After a year, police chief under the gun.
Ironic headline no?
Forget that it was the Mayor who hired you.
That it was the Mayor who told you to start the "anti-corruption" unit that would go after his political enemies.
Or that it was the Mayor himself who said that "violence would be responded to with violence."
Now the Mayor says "It's all on Exposito.''
Just because you fucked with his Godson Louis Cabrera.
Your days are numbered Chief.
So watch your back Expo...
Because Luisito is already making space on his collar for a fourth star.