Tuesday, February 08, 2011

BREAKING NEWS - MYERS RESIGNS

HEAVY RUMORS:

Confirmed by The Crespo-Gram Report:

ROBERT MYERS RESIGNS as executive director of Ethics Commission

Wear something nice Bob!!!

ALSO BREAKING:

PRESS TRUCKS GATHER AROUND CITY OF MIAMI POLICE DEPARTMENT headquarters, can an announcement be imminent?

Developing...

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

WEAR SOMETHING NICE BABY!!!!!

The Herald Newsroom said...

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Hey Chuck, did the Mayor give you his phone records yet?

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Uh, no.......
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Anonymous said...

Crespo and TBM scoop the Herald AGAIN!

Keep looking for the phone logs boys...

Anonymous said...

Myers giving up his fat pay and benefit package?

Crespo Report scoop!

Anonymous said...

Oh no, he will keep his pension, he ain't stupid!

Anonymous said...

READERS INVESTIGATION MIAMI IS NO LONGER! PLEASE DO NOT CHECK IN TO THE SITE ANY MORE.

Anonymous said...

EADERS INVESTIGATION MIAMI IS NO LONGER! PLEASE DO NOT CHECK IN TO THE SITE ANY MORE.

Anonymous said...

READERS INVESTIGATION MIAMI IS NO LONGER! PLEASE DO NOT CHECK IN TO THE SITE ANY MORE.

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

INVESTIGATION MIAMI IS NO LONGER! PLEASE DO NOT CHECK IN TO THE SITE ANY MORE.

SOON TO COME... TAKE BACK MIAMI AND THE CRESPO-GRAM REPORT WILL ALSO BE NO LONGER IN EXISTENCE!

Al Crespo said...

This is Al Crespo, and the anonymous claims of my demise are greatly exaggerated. I'm not leaving anytime soon...unless of course I win the lottery, and then I'll be filing my reports from Venice or Paris...This is one time where wishing won't make it happen.

Anonymous said...

If the rumors are true, I will miss Investigation Miami.

Anonymous said...

Not good, I enjoy the trifecta Crespo, TBM and Investigatemiami. We need as many as you guys as we can. you guys should unite and make a weekly paper.

Anonymous said...

There are always news truck at MPD its Miami

Anonymous said...

I love the rumor about the news trucks, keeps those bastards over at MPD on their toes, I bet they all took a shit when they thought Expo was gonna resign.

Anonymous said...

Is it true Investigation Miami is no longer? The site has been inactive for quite some time.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if good ole Mr. Myers will get a job as Mr. Ethics sidekick? What a tag team that would be? A bastion of ethics in the city of Miami.

Anonymous said...

Anon at 23:04 ~ Rumor is that Investigation Miami was somehow related to the late Jim Villacorta .. and may not return. Maybe Mr. Meyers can pick up the baton and continue .. yeah right!

Anonymous said...

Why would Mr. Meyers be having an affair. He's married for GOD's sake!

Ricky said...

Marc Sarnoff .. Please wear something nice!

Still Chairman Marc David Samooff, Esquire said...

You fucking Philistine, This is PRADA COUTURE Darling!!!

Anonymous said...

Tony how is your buddy Larry Spring doing? Any truth to the fact that Diana Gomez has mentioned to the SEC that Larry masterminded the illegal transfer upon the direction of Manny Diaz?

Word has it that both Larry and Diana will be trying to avoid jailtime!

Anonymous said...

Has TBM met the same fate as Investigation Miami? TBM hasnt posted since yesterday

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

INVESTIGATION MIAMI IS NO LONGER! PLEASE DO NOT CHECK IN TO THE SITE ANY MORE.

SOON TO COME... TAKE BACK MIAMI AND THE CRESPO-GRAM REPORT WILL ALSO BE NO LONGER IN EXISTENCE!

Coco Channel said...

Breaking News Sarnoff .. There will always be 'The Crespo-Gram Report', or stated differently, you are next Commissioner Ethics Sarnoff .. do wear something nice!

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

INVESTIGATION MIAMI IS NO LONGER! PLEASE DO NOT CHECK IN TO THE SITE ANY MORE.

SOON TO COME... TAKE BACK MIAMI AND THE CRESPO-GRAM REPORT WILL ALSO BE NO LONGER IN EXISTENCE!

Commissioner Ethics said...

Breaking News!!!

I am a girly man!

Ricky said...

Marky Mark: Please try to go under the radar!

Commissioner Ethics said...

Ricky ~ I ALWAYS wear something nice! Especially today at the Commission meeting. You want to see something nice .. look at my beautiful $175.00 tie that my 'friend with benifits' bought me! I love me!

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

INVESTIGATION MIAMI IS NO LONGER! PLEASE DO NOT CHECK IN TO THE SITE ANY MORE.

SOON TO COME... TAKE BACK MIAMI AND THE CRESPO-GRAM REPORT WILL ALSO BE NO LONGER IN EXISTENCE!

Anonymous said...

CRESPO GRAM REPORT IS NO LONGER.

Anonymous said...

Uh, read today's post...