Monday, May 02, 2011

THE X MAN COMETH

Sources have confirmed to TBM that former Congressman Lincoln Diaz-Balart is making telephone calls to voters on behalf of former Miami mayor Xavier Suarez in his campaign to be elected to the Miami Dade County Commission.

The X Man, father of city commissioner Francis (who is busy handing "out about $1 a day" to "panhandlers in the Flagami district he represents") has already amassed a $109,000 war chest from the usual suspects, including:

our pal former city manager Carlos Migoya

lobbyist Miguel de Grandy $1,000

lobbyist Steve Marin $1,000

lobbyist Syl Lukis $1,000

Rickenbacker Marina

Diaz Balart brother Rafael

And countless other citizens concerned about good county governance.

The X man has also spent $2,000 to hire Myami Marketing, headed by non other than recall figure Vanessa Britto.  We wonder if Ms. Britto really thinks that The X Man will bring reforms to county government.


Can a 2013 run for vindication as Miami mayor be too far fetched?

Poor Francis better step aside...

Papa X is ready for his comeback special.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Suarez against Regalado and Carollo. Just like 1983.

Anonymous said...

I care !!

Anonymous said...

Vanessa Britto cares too, $2,000 worth.

Anonymous said...

Hey Xavier, why don't start wearing your bathrobe once again? You are fucking more crazier than I orginally thought you were. The only County you are going to be Mayor of is UFO County located in Saturn.

By the way your metrosexual son, who seems to like the attention of a male Commissioner (MARC Sarnoff) needs to come out of the closet. Francis, if come out of the closet, I promise to take care of your wife. I've met her and she seems to have her eyes set on me. You know what they say, Politics makes strange bedfellows...Ms. Francis Suarez I'm saving you a pillow.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember that it was Xavier that started the riots?

Anonymous said...

Carollo, Suarez, Regalado, all names from the past and all have been a disaster. Miami needs new leaders that understand how to make a city run properly, and no longer be the butt of jokes like Miami is now.

p. nis said...

Meanwhile back at the city of miami fd, twenty chainsaws have gone missing...

Anonymous said...

it's ok, taxpayers got the FD covered, and their six figure salaries...

Anonymous said...

Sarnoff will run for mayor.

Anonymous said...

As usual, the fire union members with their six figure incomes let the taxpayers property walk out the door. 20 chain saws stolen.

Maybe Veldora Arthur stole the chainsaws?

The Straw Buyer said...

20:09, Veldora doesn't have time for that kind of petty nickle and dime bullshit!

Anonymous said...

Xavier will get the chainsaws back.

Anonymous said...

Xavier's list of campaign contributors reads like a list of "should be indicted".

Anonymous said...

I hear THAT MORON borrowed the chainsaws to cut the budget!

eddy said...

corrupt guys like regalado and xavier is our future!!!

Harry Emilio Gottlieb said...

I love Xavier!

Anonymous said...

Did those crooks also pay to get Francis elected?

Anonymous said...

No, Francis was elected fair and square with support from his dad and the police/fire unions. Francis is also pals with Sarnoff, and we all know he is a straight shooter.

Anonymous said...

As they say, politics make strange bedfellows, and can you think of two stranger fellows than Francis and Marc in bed together???? The thought is a little revolting I will admit but Miami is an open minded society and we see no problem with them in bed together...its the only way Sarnoff and Suarez have found to get around the Sunshine Laws...for instance who in their right mind would tape the escapades together when they are in bed....besides husbands and wifes can't testify against eachother in a court of law so when Sarnoff is sent off to prison for his illegal land sales he'll be safe with Francis' testimony!

Anonymous said...

Does Francis wear Prada too?

Anonymous said...

Let's see, Marc wears Gucci and Francis I believe wears Dior, both wear Prada because it is one size fits all so they have just doubled their wardrobe!

Anonymous said...

Suarez is bright and ethical, and knows how to ask the tough questions about how our taxpayer dollars are being spent. A Churchillian comeback for Xavier is exactly what our County needs.

Anonymous said...

Francis Suarez gets a fund raiser from Clear Channel billboards. He takes money from Clear Channel. Then he promptly approves 14 new Clear Channel LED monsters? What's that show?

Anonymous said...

Little Francis Suarez takes money from billboard company Clear Channel then promptly votes to approve 14 new billboards.

Same ole, same ole.

Anonymous said...

Xavier Suarez is smart, reform-minded and ethical. I'm not surprised that he's attracted a lot of supporters. He's unafraid to take on the status quo, and sharp enough to be effective. As a third-generation Miamian, I've seen politicians come and go. Xavier is the real deal, and he's got my support.

Anonymous said...

Xavier sure collects money from the "usual suspects". Those types don't give money unless they think they own that politician.

Look at Sarnoff...

Anonymous said...

Xavier seems to surround himself with sleazy lobbyists. Not too inspiring.

Anonymous said...

AMAREN AL LOCO - SINO YO NO TOCO - THIS IS GREAT, TOMMY REGALADO, LUKE CAMBEL, AND XAVIER "BATHROB" SUAREZ, WHAT A TRIO!!!!!!! ALL WE NEED IS JOE CARROLLO AND MYRIAM ALAONSO AND WE HAVE A HELL OF A BAND OF BROTHERS NO CRAZIES, BUT I HEARD THE THE X IS READY FOR A LUKE PARTY HE CAN COME IN RITA'S BATHROB AND SLIPPERS,